Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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