I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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