the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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