We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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