are you still at the devil's house?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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