return my video game
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
be right there i have to get my cape
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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