so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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