There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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