If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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