nut hugger
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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