I love black thongs
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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