If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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