fuck your aforementioned shoe
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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