I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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