How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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