You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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