their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
His nipple licking is glorious
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