Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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