Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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