brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize