Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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