That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I am midnight drunk by noon
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
MIDGETS
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Randomize
