I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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