I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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