Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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