it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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