That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Floor bacon is actually really good
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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