who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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