its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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