brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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