Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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