hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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