is your mom at the bar?
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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