I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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