I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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