Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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