ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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