dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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