So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So much rum. So many feels.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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