I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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