So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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