I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i think i have herpe
just one?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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