gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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