Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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