just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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