where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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