talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
