They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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