she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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