READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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