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I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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