belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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