Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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