is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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